31.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
32.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
33.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
34.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
35.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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