26.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
27.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
28.
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
29.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
30.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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