26.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
27.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
28.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
29.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
30.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
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