21.
Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
22.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
23.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
24.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
25.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.