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Chuck Norris

 
21.  
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.

23.  
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

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Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

25.  
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.


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