16.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
17.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
18.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
19.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
20.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
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