11.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
12.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
13.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
14.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
15.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.