6.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
7.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
8.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
9.
Chuck Norris keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID.
Chuck Norris keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID.
10.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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