Funsturbation

6.  
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

7.  
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

8.  
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.

9.  
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

10.  
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.