1.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
2.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
3.
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.
4.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
5.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Einfach Lachen
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