1.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
2.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
3.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
4.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris - more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris - robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris - more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris - robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
5.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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